OK, HERE’S THE SITUATION. RallyScotland, the penultimate round of the Intercontinental Rally Championship — and second only in importance to the British round of the World Championship next month — took place this weekend around Perth and Stirling. Skoda, the current champs, offered me a car for the 1000-mile round trip. What did I get? A Superb? An Octavia? No: a Fabia 1.2 TDI Greenline II.